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1. Starbucks Coffee is more addicting than International House Hunters.
2. If you tied all the shoelaces in the world together, you could make a rope to the sun
3. Panda Bears claws grow at twice the rate of the average person

And now, a video to help you get out of a sticky situation you don't want to deal with: